People usually love surprises, but how about when you leave your lovely, well-behaved, sweet dog alone for just a few hours and they decide to have a party...
You always know when your dog has done something wrong; as soon as you open that door, their bottoms are firmly attached to the floor, there's a nervous wagging of the tail, a face that tell 1000 tales and a refusal to make any eye contact. Well these dogs have gone above and beyond their line of duty...
1. Glad you're home, I've been quite bored
2. I literally have no idea what happened
3. Get a dog they said, it will be fun they said
4. I think the best solution is we move house
5. Do what you must, for I have already won
6. My dog actually did eat my homework though
7. Alright, you caught me it, I admit it
8. To be honest, I have no regrets