1. They aren't very photogenic.
2. I mean, you'll never be able to get a good photo of them.
3. They definitely won't get on with your children.
4. They don't make cute puppies. At all.
5. Especially when there's more than one.
6. They will never just want to chill out on the sofa with you.
7. There's nothing they hate more than cold weather.
8. Especially snow. Look how sad he looks.
9. They certainly won't get on with your other dogs.
10. You might even have to consider choosing between them.
11. You'll constantly have to break up their fights.
12. If you think they'll get on with the cat. You've got another thing coming.
13. They're no good at posing for selfies.
14. They will refuse to go on long walks in the park.
15. Don't expect to receive any compliments on how adorable your pup is.
16. They'll probably never want to play ball with you.
17. You will never get any rest, because he just won't want to take a nap.
18. To be honest, they'll just suck all of the joy right out of you.
19. I mean, they just aren't cute at all. Not one bit.
20. And I just can't see why anyone would want a Bernese Mountain Dog as a pet!